JOST A MON

The idle ramblings of a Jack of some trades, Master of none

Mar 15, 2011

Emasculation?

A little while ago, the most emailed article on the BBC News website was one about Indian men and condom sizes. In a world obsessed by dimensions, this story was less than flattering to desis. Imported 'regular' sized condoms were too big for the average Indian, said the story.

The comments below that piece were revealing. Many people thought it was a funny story, some thought it exposed yet another deficiency of the subcontinental, and others claimed - as expected - that size was less important than what one did with it. After all, quipped one fellow interviewed in the article, to have the second-largest population in the world meant the men were doing something right.

(Clearly the man confused quantity for quality, but that's an entirely different argument.)

Meanwhile, a recently published book by J. C. Davies (I Got the Fever: Love, What's Race Gotta Do With It?) thumped bruised male egos further into the mud. After bonking men of several 'races', ex-Goldman Sachs employee J. C. Davies decided to write a comparative analysis of their abilities. She claimed that black men like to talk about basketball more than about Al Sharpton; Asian (I presume East Asian) men were materialistic, buying things more for bragging rights than for utility, and rubbish in bed to boot; and Latinos were possessive and obsessed by dancing and music.

Not having read the book, I can't reveal if all Indian men are well-versed in the Kama Sutra, however. Maybe you can find more details at Davies' blog?

13 comments:

km said...

Screwing your way into a book deal.
Well, that's certainly original.

Fëanor said...

She's not as original as all that. Remember Jane Juska?
Before I turn 67 - next March - I'd like to have a lot of sex with a man I like. If you want to talk first, Trollope works for me.

km said...

I should have added sarcasm> in there :)

km said...

Blogger does not like fake tags.

Fëanor said...

hey, where screwing and books are concerned, sarcasm eludes me completely, heh.

Anonymous said...

Desi men would just wait too long to be 'properly introduced' and by then its too late to really prove anything.

Is my humble opinion.

Fëanor said...

Anonymous of JNC? :-)

Anonymous said...

And you are F from IISc? ;)

Fëanor said...

I'm afraid so..

Anonymous said...

So...

*awkward silence*

Fëanor said...

Er... pleased to meet you?

*stands on one foot, and then on the other*

Anonymous said...

Pick from one of the following:

1) Where is your native place?
2) What are your hobbies?
3) Those MCC girls are so cheap no? (What? I couldn't help it!)

Fëanor said...

Hmm, tough call. Pick one, eh? Ok, I'll go with 1) Timbuktu.

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