JOST A MON

The idle ramblings of a Jack of some trades, Master of none

Jan 3, 2017

Hussar Blowout

Before the Hussars even got to Waterloo, one of their chiefs, the 2nd Earl of Uxbridge, put down riots in London by hungry people protesting the Corn Laws. In their spare time between engagements, what did the Hussars do? They consumed:
‘Turtle, Fish, Venison of the best quality’ washed down with ‘Champagne, Hock, Burgundy, and Claret’ as well as ‘Vin de France and Hermitage drunk in copious libations.’

Nov 3, 2015

Auschwitz Violinist

In Maria Àngels Anglada's The Auschwitz Violin, the young luthier Daniel remembers Passover feasts.
He would imagine the two holiday meals at Passover with all the relatives, uncles and cousins. The basket with the haroseth, the bitter herbs that would have tasted so good now, the hard-boiled eggs, the white silk cloth with blue stripes that covered them … What he would have given for a hard-boiled egg today! Or better still, a piece of lamb. He remembered the taste of the matzo - the unleavened bread - and the fun of searching for the hidden piece, the prize for the child who found it. He didn't want to think about the songs or the three toasts. If he could just have a few spoonfuls of cholent - the terrine of rice, eggs, dried beans and goose that had to be cooked all night in the community oven. As a young boy, he'd been sent more than once to fetch it.

Jun 3, 2015

Yalta

In case you wondered what it was that Stalin and Churchill and Roosevelt were munching on during the Yalta conference, here's the menu for the last banquet (from the London Review of Books blog):

Caviar Pies 
White and Red Salmon 
Salted Herring 
Sturgeon in Aspic 

Swiss Cheese 
Game 
Sausage 
Suckling Pig with Horseradish Sauce 

Vol-au-Vent of Game 

Game Bouillon 
Cream of Chicken 

White Fish, Champagne Sauce 
Baked Kefal 

Shashlik of Mutton 
Wild Goat from the Steppes 
Pilau of Mutton 

Roast Turkey 
Roast Quails 
Roast Partridge 
Green Peas 

Ice Cream 
Fruit 
Petits Fours 
Roasted Almonds 

Coffee

Apr 25, 2013

Maneaters

In my hunt for the art of the erstwhile Russian imperium, I came across the Georgian artist Merab Abramishvili. A painter well-versed and steeped in Oriental mysticism, paganism and medieval Christianity, he created a wide range of works seeking to synthesise their varied wisdoms. One of his very best works is the 2005 canvas called the Maneater of Kumaon. Here it is:

Maneater of Kumaon, by Merab Abramishvili. (2005).
Maneater of Kumaon is an important example of Abramishvili’s preoccupation with mystical beasts. A tiger is set against a meticulous and elaborate exotic garden. Lace-like foliage is painstakingly painted in tempera, yet smudged over with a layer of almost transparent paint, in places creating the effect of a soiled antique mural. The tiger itself appears elongated and delicate like a sublime beast that might have stepped out of an Oriental miniature. Abramishvili’s thin, meticulous brushstrokes carefully outlining the figures turn into smudges and dribbles of paint to produce the overall impression of a mirage. Gazing out into the distance the heroic tiger is so other worldly that the victim at his feet can easily pass unnoticed. Covered with streaks of red, (s)he lies lifeless and forgotten. The subdued violence of this work exemplifies the concealed qualities of the artist’s utopian visions. [1]
The Maneaters of Kumaon, of course, is a well-known book by the big-game hunter turned conservationist Jim Corbett. In a career spanning thirty years he shot several great cats that had taken a taste to human flesh in the foothills of the Himalayas. This was not the only book out of India with 'Maneater' in its title - R. K. Narayanan wrote The Man-Eater of Malgudi in 1961.

This book, though, has little to do with cats; instead, it is a humorous tale of a printer's woes on account of his acquaintance with a veritable demon of a taxidermist. Demonic man-eaters are a dime a dozen in art, too, especially in the art of gaming fantasy, as for example here:
Who is this by?
A certain A. Hitler was depicted as a demonic maneater in wartime propaganda, as in this English poster (inspired by contemporary Soviet works).

MANEATER

The good thing about propaganda is that it can cut both ways. Here is a Japanese anti-Russian poster by  Hitokui Rokoku (1904), in which the Czar personifies the Russian man-eater with peoples of various nationalities swallowed and struggling in his stomach.

Russia: The Man-Eater, by Hitokui Rokoku. (1904).

At the time it was put down by Japan, Russia, like a devilish man-eater, abused severely people of all countries it had swallowed: [the devil] eats some tendon and starts sneezing, he bites some meat, but starts coughing, he pinches something and becomes itchy, he thrusts somewhere and farts. But in the end he throws up everything he has eaten. [2]

And, speaking again of Japan, Hall and Oates visited in 1982, where they performed their famous song, titled - you guessed it - 'Maneater'. Here they are:




References

  1. 'At the Crossroads: Contemporary Art from the Caucasus & Central Asia', Sotheby's exhibition catalogue notes, March 2013.
  2. Yulia Mikhailova, 'Japan and Russia: Mutual Images, 1904-39'.

Oct 23, 2012

Lingua Franca Ashoka

I dip once every so often into Nicholas Ostler's Empires of the Word: A Language History of the World, a superb study of linguæ francæ (okay, I know that's incorrect and it should be lingua francas, but what's not to like about 'æ'?), and I find that I've forgotten what I've read the previous time. So it's a nice sort of infinite loop to be in. Or worrisome, if you want to think like that.

But anyway, that's neither here nor there. I remember reading elsewhere that Ashoka, once he was postbellumly saddened and enlightened, put up his edicts across his vast empire - from Afghanistan all the way south to the borders with Tamil country. In most places, the edicts were written in a script representing an Indian language, but out west, where the neighbours were Greek-speaking (Bactria and all),  they were set down in Greek and - I learn from Ostler - in Aramaic.

Ashoka's Edict in Kandahar, Afghanistan

This is a Greek transliteration of his edict - found in the 1950s (?):

δέκα ἐτῶν πληρη[....]ων βασι[λ]εὺς
Πιοδασσης εὐσέβεια[ν ἔδ]ε[ι]ξεν τοῖς ἀν-
θρώποις, καὶ ἀπὸ τούτου εὐσεβεστέρους
τοὺς ἀνθρώπους ἐποίησεν καὶ πάντα
εὐθηνεῖ κατὰ πᾶσαν γῆν• καὶ ἀπέχεται
βασιλεὺς τῶν ἐμψύχων καὶ οἱ λοιποὶ δὲ
εἲ τινες ἀκρατεῖς πέπαυνται τῆς ἀκρα-
σίας κατὰ δύναμιν, καὶ ἐνήκοοι πατρὶ
καὶ μητρὶ καὶ τῶν πρεσβυτέρων παρὰ
τὰ πρότερον καὶ τοῦ λοιποῦ λῶιον
καὶ ἄμεινον κατὰ πάντα ταῦτα
ποιοῦντες διάξουσιν.

And this is the Aramaic as written in Hebrew.

שנן 10 פתיתו עביד זי מראן פרידארש מלכא קשיטא מהקשט
מן אדין זעיר מרעא לכלהם אנשן וכלהם אדושיא הובד
ובכל ארקא ראם שתי ואף זי זנה כמאכלא למראן מלכא זעיר
קטלן זנה למחזה כלהם אנשן אתהחסינן אזי נוניא אחדן
אלך אנשן פתיזבת כנם זי פרבסת הוין אלך אתהחסינן מן
פרבסתי והופתיסתי לאמוהי ולאבוהי ולמזישתיא אנסן
איך אסרהי חלקותא ולא איתי דינא לכלהם אנשיא חסין
זנה הותיר לכלהם אנשן ואוסף יהותר.

And this is an English translation (of the Greek) by G. P. Carratelli:

Ten years (of reign) having been completed, King
Piodasses made known (the doctrine of)
Piety to men; and from this moment he has made
men more pious, and everything thrives throughout
the whole world. And the king abstains from (killing)
living beings, and other men and those who (are)
huntsmen and fishermen of the king have desisted
from hunting. And if some (were) intemperate, they
have ceased from their intemperance as was in their
power; and obedient to their father and mother and to
the elders, in opposition to the past also in the future,
by so acting on every occasion, they will live better
and more happily.

I've copied all these texts shamelessly from a Wikipedia page.

Why Aramaic? Well, that was the main language of communication across the Near East and the erstwhile Persian empire. (Recall it had fallen less than a century earlier.) Rather unchauvinistically, the Achaemenid rules of Iran didn't impose their own lingo on their subjects. The Greek bit is slightly more comprehensible - there were Greek-speaking peoples dotting the sundry Alexandrias set up by that maniac eponymous conqueror all the way from Greece to the Hindu Kush. According to Carratelli (the translator above) it appears that the Seleucid rulers of the area were in the process of establishing Greek as official bureaucratic language, but because it's unlikely that Ashoka was propagandising outside his empire, he must have been aiming his bilingual texts for Greeks living within it. (Why is it unlikely?)

Seleucus Nicator and Chandragupta Maurya (Ashoka's grandfather), as is well known, had signed a treaty establishing peace along their frontier. One of the terms was to allow intermarriage between Greeks and Indians, which would allow the former to skirt around the caste rules that dominated daily life under the Mauryas, establishing their position in society. (Prior to the discovery of the edict, it had been thought that Greeks achieved a status as fallen kshatriyas or not-impure sudras only later.) Clearly this socialisation of the Greeks had attained a natural level by the time of Ashoka, and his edict implies how widely understood this equilibrium was.

As for the Aramaic text, it contains Avestan religious words to denote Buddhist concepts, and is clearly addressed to the Iranian people living in the region. But they were not necessarily Zoroastrian (scholars are quite clear that they were non-Zoroastrian Mazdians, whatever that is, or some variant of Indo-Aryan religion). Carratelli suggests that Ashoka was aiming his message at the Scythians (Sakas) who had been living there for yonks.



Reference:
G. P. Carratelli, G. Garbini, 'A Bilingual Graeco-Aramaic Edict by Asoka', Serie Orientale Roma XXIX, 1964.


Oct 19, 2011

A Gibb In India

Matthew Gibb (1849-1920)

Matthew Gibb (1849-1920), great-grandfather of the Bee Gees, was a military man. According the Scottish records office, he was 5’ 5¾” tall at enlistment at the age of 18 in the 60th Rifles (which later became known as Scottish Rifles, The Cameronians). He was a shoemaker in the parish of Abbey, Paisley, Scotland when he joined up. His eyes were hazel, and his hair was brown. He served in India (1867-1878, 1880-81), Afghanistan (1878-1880), South Africa (1881-1882) and back home in 1882. He was discharged in 1905 with a rank of Quartermaster, after having served nearly four decades with the Forces. His conduct was reported as ‘Exemplary’ and was awarded the Good Conduct medal and the Long Service medal, and another one for combat in Afghanistan.

Gibb's Medals

“In spite of the above mentioned good conduct and decorations, it appears that in 1874 while serving in India, he was arrested for drunkenness, tried, and reduced in rank from Corporal back to Private.”

To his descendants today, this seems entirely out of character, for all his sons were teetotallers, and he himself appears as unbending and stern in his photographs. And yet how could something as trivial as drunkenness result in so harsh a punishment?

The Regimental Headquarters of the 60th Rifles is in Winchester, and the details of Gibb’s service are available in greater detail there.

Indian Army Indian Army  

He was one among the many BOR – British Other Ranks – soldiers from these isles who served in India, along with the much larger native forces. They bivouacked in Cantonments waiting to be called out on campaign. When he joined, India was the largest and most important  of British colonies. The Army acted as a vast Imperial police force, maintaining law and order and British interests in the region. Gibb was one of sixty thousand white soldiers living and working along with Indian army men in garrison towns across the subcontinent.

Royal Indian Army Garrison

It was for the most part a fairly uneventful routine. Gibb’s battalion was moved around from station to station: Benares, Bara Gali, Rawalpindi, Changla Gali, Fatehgarh: carrying out peacekeeping duties and training exercises, ready to be called upon when trouble broke out. He was promoted fairly quickly to Lance Corporal soon after his arrival in India.

Cantonment A Lance Corporal is not a rank but an appointment. Gibb’s performance was evaluated whilst he remained in this probationary state. Clearly he did well, and was soon made Corporal with attendant privileges, more pay, better pension.

At the time, there were no serious engagements for the Army. There were occasional skirmishes, but in the main, his existence consisted of waking up, parading, facing the odd inspection, guard duties, a never-ending dullness that prompted the bored infractions of military life. For many soldiers there was little to do during the day except go to the wet canteen and drink. And drink they did, hard drinks like rum and arrack. And they gambled, and they lost their money, and they drank more and gambled more in a bottomless spiral.

  Army Drinking This drunkenness was a serious problem at the time, and in many pubs were signs ‘No Red Coats or Dogs’ because the soldiers would drink to excess. But alcohol had long been a part of army life. It was long believed that it would help the troops withstand the heat, and was certainly healthier to drink than water in India. By the 1860s, however, there was growing concern about the effects of alcohol on discipline and well-being. Soldiers were encouraged to join Army Temperance Groups. Severe punishments were meted out to anyone found drunk on duty. Army Temperance Group

In Gibb’s case, he was found so drunk that he was hauled up before his commanding officer, sentenced to two weeks’ solitary confinement and reduced in rank. That was the end of his hitherto stellar rise through the ranks, a serious blow to his hopes of bettering his life.

Matthew Gibb was not completely crushed, however, for by the end of that year, he had obtained an Army Certificate of Education, Second Class. This was in recognition of his effort to become literate, having gone to school to educate himself. And then it took him another eight years to regain his rank of Corporal, in 1882. Eventually he ended up being a Staff Sergeant.

This was a man of determination, who had managed to pull himself by his bootstrings to a dignified station in life.

[Matthew Gibb’s early life had been a stark contrast. He was one of several children listed as living in the William Gibb household in the 1851 Census. William was a handloom weaver, a craftsman of that cloth mimicking cashmere that came to be known after the Scottish town of Paisley. But in the 1861 census, Matthew was no longer living with his parents: aged 12, he was in the East Lane Ragged School.

Ragged SchoolA Ragged School, or Industrial School for Destitute Children, was for orphans or indigent children to receive a good education and vocational training and three square meals a day. Boys received training in shoemaking, tailoring, to inculcate in them a work ethic and discipline. This was one of several institutions set up in the Victorian period out of a deep sense of philanthropy and Christian imperative to do good. The Paisley Ragged School was part of that national movement, much of which was driven not by the wealthy but by common folk such as the Portsmouth cobbler who trained up children in his trade from 1818. By the middle of the 19th century, there were nearly 700 Ragged schools throughout Britain providing a home, a basic education and a trade for society’s poorest children.

Teaching the PoorVictorian Poor In Paisley, only children from the margins of society were selected to the Ragged School. In particular, those begging on the street or in danger of falling into crime were given priority. In the 1850s, during the so-called Golden age of the Paisley looms, Matthew’s father had been earning well, despite frequent fluctuations in labour demand. The Paisley shawl was in favour during that time, with even Queen Victoria promoting it. But as the decade wore on, the condition of the weavers gradually worsened.  Mechanised looms began to replace craftsmen as the Industrial revolution trundled remorselessly. The craftsmen tried to compete by producing larger amounts of the cloth, but only ended up flooding the market and driving down prices. Although the power loom could never weave a pattern as complex as a Paisley, its cheaply produced shawls began to undercut the prices of the real thing as well. The result for Matthew’s father and his cohorts was disaster.

Out of Work

In 1854, Matthew’s mother died; shortly thereafter, William left his children destitute as he went in search of work elsewhere in Scotland. He was away for two years, leaving his children to be cared for by the parish, effectively abandoned. In 1857, Matthew was in the Ragged School; in 1863, his father was institutionalised, driven insane by depression. By the 1870s, the Paisley shawl works were for all purposes extinct, and William Gibb died in a poor-house in 1874.

From BBC’s Who Do You Think You Are? – Robin Gibb.]

The Seven Years War can easily be called a World War. The British fought the French all over the planet - in Europe, in North America, in the West Indies, on German soil, and in India. By the end of 1759, the French had lost ground almost everywhere. You could say that the beginning of the end of their Indian territories was the sanguinary Battle of Madras, fought over a bitter two month period from December of the previous year to January of that year.

Fort St George was the British redoubt in the heart of the 'white town' of Madras. The 'black' town lay below and around it was where fifty thousand Indians lived. The fort was the first built by the British East India company, and served as its headquarters for the south. It became the primary target for the French assault on British dominions in India.
Fort St. George (1754) by Jan Van Ryne 
Four thousand British and Indian defenders were besieged within the fortress. Attacking them were 8,000 French and Indian soldiers, who had already looted and devastated the black town. In an earlier skirmish, the British had managed to wound the French raiders. Although the French successfully chased the enemy back into the fortress, they suffered from a fall in morale. It had taken a while to bring up their siege guns, but once they were installed, they pounded Fort St George for five days continuously. The British fired back as enthusiastically, and even managed to disable the French artillery for a brief period. The statistics of the munitions expended were impressive. 'The British defenders used up 1,768 barrels of gunpowder, 26,554 cannonballs, 7,502 mortar shells, 2,000 hand grenades and fired 200,000 cartridges from their muskets.'[1] Nearly one-third of the combatants on both sides perished.

The French even set off a mine under the fort. The British were barely discomfited; in despair, 150 French troops deserted to the other side. Meanwhile, an Indian army allied under Yusuf Khan allied with the British began a rearguard action against the French. They captured two French guns - but at so great cost to themselves that they didn't have the heart to re-enter the conflict, and withdrew. 

It was becoming clear that unless the French broke the resistance at Fort St George, they themselves would succumb from lack of supplies and morale. The coup-de-grace was delivered when the Royal Navy managed to break the naval blockade of Fort St George, and land 600 troops ashore. The French saw the writing on the wall, and retreated.

Their Irish commander Thomas Arthur Lally, the Comte de Lally-Tollendal, never quite recovered his reputation after his debacles in India.

[1] Frank McLynn, 1759: The Year Britain Became Master of the World, Jonathan Cape, London, 2004.

May 5, 2011

Geronimo

Did anyone stop to wonder why the operation to take out Osama Bin Laden was codenamed 'Geronimo'? In yet another example of the staggering ignorance (or indifference) of the US government, it is because Geronimo, the great Apache warrior, was another figure who eluded the US military for years.

Read this, and weep. Once again, native Americans are shown how little the majority of their countrymen care for them. [Via HNN.]

Mar 28, 2011

St George in the East

That day it feels unaccountably oppressive to replace an office with a cavernous basement. It is a gloomy day and yet the gym does not appeal. I decide to take a walk to Stepney. There's not a lot going down in Stepney, I don't think, but there is Nicholas Hawksmoor's great church of St George in the East, and that seems as good as any destination.
St George in the East


(My walk takes me from the Bank intersection on King William Street to Eastcheap, to Great Tower Street, to Tower Hill, to Royal Mint Street, to Cable Street, detour to Ensign Street, left onto Wellclose Square, left onto Fletcher St and back to Cable Street, to Library Place, and right onto the gardens of St George in the East. I then walk around the building, get onto Cannon Street Road, turning right onto the Highway and a brief walk up to St Paul's Church and back on the Highway, past St Katherine's Docks to St Katherine's Way, and then onto the Thames Path by the southern end of the Tower of London, back to Tower Hill. The loop is complete and it is a matter of backtracing my steps to Bank, but I prefer to wander off sideways to Lower Thames Street, and up on Monument Street and Pudding Lane and past the Monument to Cannon Street, right onto St Swithin's Lane and left onto St Stephen's Row, and I am suddenly back at the Bank intersection.)

There's always something happening at St-George-in-the-East.

In Victorian times there was a story about a monkey that snatched the vicar's hat at the church. Investigation revealed that it had escaped from a menagerie nearby. This was not entirely surprising - trade in exotic animals was a local specialty. Another time, a Royal Bengal tiger escaped from the menagerie and snatched a boy. The boy was later rescued unharmed - and thereby hangs a tale.

In Carol Birch's Jamrach's Menagerie, the tiger has escaped from Jamrach's, and Jamrach - to make recompense to the boy for his troubles - employs him at his concern. Jamrach's menagerie did exist - it was on the Highway that I walked on earlier. Jaffy grows up to be a responsible and honest animal-keeper, and Jamrach comes to depend on him, and sends him overseas in search of a dragon lizard.

What else happened at St George's? Well, the nearby parochial school - eponymous, of course - is where E.R. Braithwaite taught. You may remember him from To Sir, With Love.

St George's has been in the crosslines of religious and sectarian war for centuries. In 1859, it was the centre of the ritualism riots: local mobs protesting then novel aspects of worship. These days, those rituals would probably appear commonplace - to the few Christians in the area, of course. The church lies in predominantly Bangladeshi Tower Hamlets. There's a lumpen element that prefers the church to be a mosque. A vicar was attacked a few years ago by stoned Muslim youths. In 1936, when there was a large Jewish population in Stepney, the British Union of Fascists under Oswald Mosley organised a rally through the area. Anti-fascists sent in counter-protestors.



The police arrived in force to prevent the anti-fascists from disrupting the rally. The anti-fascists had set up roadblocks to stymie Mosley's goons; when the police tried to clear them up, housewives emptied chamber-pots over their heads. After a series of pitched battles up and down the area, Mosley was persuaded to abandon the rally - to avoid bloodshed, he said. Demonstrators and counterprotestors arrested for affray were badly treated by the police, no doubt specially by those that smelled of shit... In the 1980s, a large mural by Dave Binnington appeared on the side of St George's Town Hall, a few metres' walk from the Church, depicting this 'battle'. It's there to this day.

The Battle of Cable Street Mural

In 1911, the parish of St George was the venue of another pitched battle: the Battle of Stepney, or the Siege of Sidney Street, it came to be called. A few heavily armed thieves against large numbers of ill-equipped policemen. One W. Churchill, then Home Secretary, got embroiled, and sent in the Scots Guards to sort out the impasse.


It ended in the charred death of two of the ruffians. The ring-leader, Peter the Painter, was never found. To this day, 'tis said, he is an anti-hero in the East End.

[Cross-posted at Sundry Translations and Other Tangentialia. This is a translation of the Malaspina 1789 page on the Spanish National Research Council's website on the 2010 oceanographic survey, circling the globe in the wake of Alessandro Malaspina’s 1789-1794 exploratory voyage.]

In October 1788 King Carlos III approves the plan submitted by the naval officer Alejandro Malaspina with the intention of making a scientific and political trip around the world. Here begins the most daring naval exploration of those sponsored by Carlos III, which becomes known as the Malaspina expedition.




Two naval corvettes are put into service of the expedition: the Discovery and the Bold, commanded by Alexander and José Bustamante y Guerra. Preparations were made in record time. In less than a year, the boats are made ready, the crew recruited, naturalists hired, equipment purchased, and officers trained. On Thursday July 30, 1789 the ships moor in the port of Cádiz, the crew nervously anticipating their imminent departure.

Fifty-one days later, America is in sight. On September 19, the ships anchor in the harbour of Montevideo. Large streams, beautiful trees, and vast pastures with grazing cows and horses surround a city whose streets are dirty and badly paved. The Sugar Loaf Mountain overlooking the west side is turned into a magnificent botanical garden adorned with tiny hummingbirds.

From Montevideo, the expedition leaves the Atlantic Ocean to begin its reconnaissance of the Patagonian coast and the Falklands, skirting Cape Horn. In Pacific waters, Concepción, Valparaíso, Coquimbo and Arica are the ports of call for the expedition. The region has dazzling deposits of silver, gold, copper, and mercury, attracting the attention of the Crown.

At the end of May, the expedition arrives at the port of Callao. The impending bad weather provides an excuse for rest and recuperation. During this time, too, the ships are repaired, provisions are made for food and scientific equipment, and the local region explored. On 20 September, the expedition begins the next stage of its journey, this time along the coasts of Guayaquil, Panamá y Nicaragua, which are adorned with magnificent volcanoes. In order to speed up the survey of the region, the ships split up. They will rejoin later at the port of Acapulco, to be followed by the exploration of the Northwest Coast. They intend thence to seek the Northwest Passage between the oceans, which was described in 1588 in an apocryphal document by Ferrer Maldonado. It will turn out that the passage does not exist.

While the corvettes explore the icy waters of the North Pacific, the naturalists have been enjoying the hot weather in Mexico. They have explored Petaquillas, Chilpancingo, Tasco, Cantarrana, Mochitlan, Méjico, Cuernavaca, Guadalupe, Puebla. When the corvettes return, the expedition regroups and begins preparations ahead of their journey to the Marianas Archipelago and the Philippines, where they will stay during the monsoon season. Later, they will head for New Zealand and New Holland, and enjoy some rest in the Friendly Islands, entertained by the natives.

Check out these images of the drawings made by one of the expedition's illustrators at the Friendly Islands.

On the first of July, 1793, the ships hoist sails for the long return to Spain. After an extensive hydrographic survey of the American coastlines, they arrive at the port of Montevideo in the middle of February 1794. In anticipation of French attack, they join the frigate Gertrude to protect the homebound convoy from Lima. France and Spain are at war. Five years since their departure, the Discovery and the Bold dock at the harbour of Cádiz on 21 September 1794. They haven't circumnavigated the world, but they have conducted an ambitious and extensive exploration of the Americas, Oceania and the Pacific.

(For Alessandro Malaspina, the end proved dramatic. In view of his merit, he was raised to the rank of brigadier in 1795, but soon thereafter, his influence and achievements earned him the enmity of Manuel de Godoy, then Foreign Minister in the Spanish court. Accused and convicted of revolutionary conspiracy, Malaspina was sentenced to ten years imprisonment in the fortress of San Anton. In 1803, the sentence was commuted to exile, and he moved to Genoa. He died in Pontremoli on April 9, 1810.)

Okay, this is too funny not to pass along. None of it is mine, and the commentary is ‘as is’.

"So just to outline here – these are makeshift helmets made by the Egyptians whilst scrapping in their current predicament. I shall guide you through these pieces of registered army kit thus:
ATT00001
Your classic 1979 ‘Tribottle rag’ helmet – a must in any type of combat

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A late 80’s ‘boxhat’. The bloke next to him doesn’t appear too sure of its effectiveness

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A renaissance period piece of brickwear teamed with a black and cream scarf. Textbook

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I’m not sure that tuna sarnie he is about to lob is gonna cause to much destruction. Old skool 80’s broken bin helmet. I personally love the fact he needs to lift it up to see – does he spend the rest of the time walking in to things??

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Textbook saucepaning with lifejacket combo. He does not take, ANY!!

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I literally have no idea what this is.

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And the winner by 100 miles. This bloke is going to war with 2 baguettes strapped to his ears and a ham salad roll sellotaped to his forehead. I’d def wanna be behind him if someone lobs a load of bricks at me."

In Joe Haldeman's tough Vietnam-War-Set-in-Outer-Space novel The Forever Wa, William Mandella is alienated from Earth. Every time he goes off on a military mission to the stars, relativistic dilation means decades have passed in the home world, and nothing is the same when he returns on furlough. Here he has been assigned command of an assault force, and is sitting around getting sozzled.
Kynock finished his drink and asked the private to get him - I swear to God - a 'rum Antares.' 
... 
The rum Antares was a tall slender glass with a little ice floating at the top, filled with pale amber liquid. At the bottom was a bright red globule about the size of a thumbnail; crimson filaments waved up from it. 
'What's that red stuff?' 
'Cinnamon. Oh, some ester with cinnamon in it. Quite good .... want a taste?' 
'No, I'll stick to beer, thanks.'

Sep 22, 2010

A War of Cultures

During the Second World War, it was well-known among Allied soldiers that the Japanese treated prisoners-of-war with horrific brutality. This knowledge served both to terrify the Allies as well as to harden their hearts against the caricatured little yellow men. For their part, the Japanese, impressed with their own daring conquests of South East Asia, held British and Indian soldiers with utter contempt.

There was a massive clash of cultural mores here. As the British noted, you could mow down 95 out of a hundred Japanese troops, and the remaining five would fight bitterly till four were dead, whereupon the last one would kill himself. The Japanese considered it dishonourable to surrender; to die for their Emperor was a worthy cause. Indeed, they found it unfathomable that anyone could surrender, which is why they treated Allied prisoners of war as less than animals.

On the other hand, when they encountered what they considered honourable behaviour on the side of the British, they were moved. After one ambush in which they wiped out a company of Indian and British soliders, they saw the British officer stand up and blow his brains out. They treated his body with deep respect. Another man who commanded a platoon they defeated they treated like a Samurai - they shaved his head, a mark of deep honour.

The Japanese fought with fanatic bravery. Their juggernaut was halted first by British and Indian troops in the North-East of India, at the infamous siege of Kohima in Nagaland. By that time, the Japanese lines were overstretched, undersupplied, and the British had air superiority, and far better armament. Still, the Japanese assault continued. They were indomitable.

Yet in their own camps, the bravery often sagged. One Japanese officer, seeing his men hungry and careworn,  rounded them up. As they stood facing him, he put his hand in his trousers. He ordered them to grab hold of their penises. If it is hanging loose, he said, it meant the soldier was brave and in control. He could scarcely find his own, shrivelled as it was in his terror. As his men looked on curiously, he kept a poker face, and they obeyed him. One of the youngest in the platoon suddenly yelped that he couldn't find his penis. Where is it? he said anxiously, and all the men burst out laughing. It was a rare moment of humour in a war that was savage and quickly getting out of their hands.

For the Japanese, obedience and adherence to the rigid hierarchy of society and army was a paramount dogma. And so it was that the General - Sato - in charge of the invasion of India found himself reviled for disobeying orders and abandoning Kohima and the road to Dimapur after a bitter battle lasting weeks. He realised that his higher-ups had neither the will nor the ability to keep him supplied. Meanwhile, his men were starving to death. 

For years after the war, he made it his penance to go to the families of every one of his soldiers who died under his command, and to beg forgiveness and light a flame in their honour. Rare among the military elite of Japan, he showed moral courage and true honour.

Apr 26, 2010

Gole the Victorious

So there I am, minding my own business, you know, my business of ploughing that putrid piece of land that his freakin' feudal lordship allows me, when Blossom is enveloped by a storm of midgets, and he twitches and moans in pain, and all I could do is snap my whip, and I do it so well that thirty leeches fall off him, fat and dead, and midges die in their thousands. Well, I say to myself, this is a satisfying day. I may be small, but I'm good. So I unhitch Blossom from the plough, and lead him towards the city road, and spit at the freakin' feudal lord (may the leeches consume him), and walk a bit, and, boy, is it hot.

I stop for a brief break, and Blossom is pleased, I think, for he nibbles on some grass, and I ponder great things. I chop down a little tree with my faithful axe, and I shape it into a signpost, and I carve out a message.
This way went Gole the Warrior, vanquisher of Saracens, thirty knights undone by me, and countless forces of infantry.
And I clamber onto Blossom, and whisper to him, and he waggles his ears at me, and we are back on the road.

And then we hear frantic clip-clops approaching us from behind, and a great knight stops us, and says, "Have you seen Gole the Warrior?" and I say, "That's me, buddy." and he nearly falls off his destrier. "Ride on my right," I say, nudging Blossom on, and the knight obeys, and I can see his brow is furrowed and his nose is wrinkled, for I haven't washed in days, and I am fairly ripe, and Blossom's scarcely much to look at, and he is thinking, "Can this be? A stinky peasant on a half-dead horse? Is there some enchantment?"

"Who are you?" I say, and the knight shakes himself alert, and bows from his saddle.

"Bova, the king's son," he says, and rides beside me, thinking deeply.

And then we hear frantic clip-clops approaching us from behind, and a magnificent knight stops us, and says, "Bova! Have you seen Gole the Warrior?" and Bova points silently at me, and the knight is so surprised that a prince is riding with a peasant that he bows to me, and says, "Yeruslan, at your service."

I bid him ride on my left, and he does so, and raises his eyebrows at Bova who shrugs. They think I don't notice. I do, but do I care? They are warriors of legend, and many a tale is told of their doings in Rus, but I'm no less after all. I am Gole the Warrior.

And then we hear frantic clip-clops approaching us from behind, and a young knight overtakes us, and, recognising Bova and Yeruslan, he bows to me and exclaims, "Churila, sir, at your service," and I reply, "Gole, at yours." and he takes Bova's side, and we go on for some miles, and I don't speak much except to say, "I'm grateful for your company, my brothers," for that is how I fancy knights talk among each other.

And we come across fine meadows and lush pasture and there are fine cows too many to count, and I direct Blossom towards them when Bova shouts, "Stop, Gole. These are the domains of the Saracen Queen!" and I say, "Long has she menaced Rus. Let us rest and refresh ourselves on her lands."

And Yeruslan turns to me, and I can see he is worried, and he says, "The Saracen Queen's forces are mighty - twenty-two knights, and Zilant the Undefeated."

And I say to him, "Mere mosquitoes! Are they too much for you?" and he is struck dumb. The knights follow me onto the meadow, and I let Blossom graze, and I take my sweaty shirt off, and I lie down beneath an ancient oak, and the knights bestir themselves to do battle with each other, to test their strength and mettle. To each his own, I think, and I close my eyes.

And the knights chase the shepherds away, and the meadow is pummelled into mud under their war-horses, and they come back to sit near me, to wonder at my calm.

For the bells are pealing and the gates to the Saracen Queen's city are opening, and trumpets are blaring, and Churila is shaking me awake, saying, "Gole, there's a force sent against us."

I open one eye, and I say, "A force? Three knights - three leeches. And a division of infantry? All mosquitoes. Go on, Churila, deal with them, and send one to the queen with a message to marry me."

Off Churila goes, and fights hard, and cuts down one knight and then another and he spares the third, who drags himself back to his queen, and she, clearly is not happy, and she sends six champions against us with three divisions of infantry. Churila is exhausted but he shakes me awake, and I take a look, and I say, "Six knights? One blow and they are dust. Go on, Bova, surely you can manage?" and I go back to sleep.

And Bova fights long and hard, and he takes them apart, and sends one man to tell the Saracen Queen to marry me.

But she sends twelve knights now against us, and six divisions of men-at-arms, and they blow their horns and wave their maces and make a godawful din.

"Yeruslan," I say, "Sort them out, there's a good fellow."

"If you can't," I add, "We'll help you."

And he is as good as they say, for he charges the enemy and fights them like a lion, and though they are so many, he outdoes himself, until he crushes the lot, and, barely able to stay up on his saddle, sends one man to the Saracen Queen, demanding that she marry me.

And then appears Zilant, a giant of a warrior clad in iron. The earth shakes as he emerges from his iron nest that is stretched across twelve trees that bend under the strain.

Zilant roars and the grass flattens before him, and I awaken again.

My brothers are exhausted and there is nothing for it, and I put on my shirt and I'm sweating again, and I clamber onto Blossom, and he staggers forward, and I squeeze my eyes tightly shut, and I cross myself, and I think, "Here I go to my death, and it is an honourable one."

And I wave my axe over my head, and I whisper to myself, "Fathers and brothers, remember my name." and later they tell me that Zilant cannot believe his eyes and roars, "Is this for real? A silly peasant? Against me? A flick of a finger and he'll fly a furlong!" and he crouches close over his horse's neck for a better look, and then Blossom jumps, and I rise on my stirrups, and I chop hard against Zilant's head, and he goes down pole-axed, and I strike him as he lies stunned on the ground, and I cut him as I would an oak, and then I shrug, and Blossom limps back to my friends.

And they gape at me unbelievingly, and meanwhile the Saracen Queen is filled with grief and foreboding, and she can do nothing other than to open the gates and come out herself and bow to me. And she is puzzled by me and shakes my hand and crushes it so hard that I have to clench my mouth shut not to shout, and I jump from the agony in my breaking fingers and jerk my hand back. And she says, sweetly, "I've always honoured courage." And she puts her hand on my shoulder, and I can scarcely withstand her strength, and I stagger, and she says, "Protect my kingdom! You are our defender now."

So I bow to her and worry how I am to save my head.

And she throws a feast in our honour, and she brings out her best mead thinking to muddle our heads, but I refuse, and I say, "After a day's hard work, I drink nothing except the Water of Champions."

And the Saracen Queen says, "We have a little of the mighty water."

And I say, "How much of it do you have?"

And she says, "A bottle full."

And I say, "Is it any good? The usual variety is no better than beer."

And she orders it brought before me, and I pour myself a glass and swallow it in one, and she says, "How is it?" and I say, "I have hardly got a taste."

And I pour myself out another glassful and I down it, and then I down three more, and the queen shouts, "Enough, enough! You'll leave none for me!"

And I say, "Excellent water. How strong am I now?"

And I ask that a length of ship's cable be brought, thick as an oak tree, and order it tied into a knot, and I take a destrier from the stables, and I ride him full pelt towards the rope, and the knot slips over my head, and I tear it open, and all who see it, fall onto their knees in awe, and raise their hands to the heavens, and praise my name.

And soon I am known far and wide as the Gole the Great, and the Saracen Queen marries me, and she gives me two daughters, Luck and Fortune, and I look upon them and am proud.

And nobody can doubt again that I once felled thirty knights with one terrible blow of my hand.

[Based on the Russian folk tale.]

Mar 15, 2010

Tales of Chechnya

For the Chechens, the fall of the Soviet Union turned out to be a disaster of unmitigated proportions. For centuries since they were first defeated by the Imperial Russians, they had - along among the tribes of the Caucasus - waged off and on rebellions against authority. During the occasional ceasefire, their martial prowess was absorbed into the Russian army, where, despite their obstreperous natures, they served with iron discipline. Few of them gained the full trust of their ostensible masters, and, like all their fellow highlanders, they were always discriminated against. And so in the brave new world of the Imperium, they were forced to continue in their age-old rhythms of life - loyalty to the clan, a rigid class system, and a deep suspicion of all outsiders.

When the Soviet Union imploded, the Chechens found themselves with a freedom they suddenly couldn't handle. Without an external force to throttle their exuberance, they returned to their traditional pastimes of raiding and pillaging. The elders of the major clans made it clear to the minions that class divisions would continue. Some clans created a Russia-wide network of smugglers, carting across the porous borders all manner of commodities. Everything was fair game: women, drugs, oil, medicines, food. The gun-runners made money off both sides of the internecine wars that erupted all around the Caucasus. The loyalty to clans and the fall of civic authority led to establishment of Mafia families with long reaches deep into every region of the old USSR.

Along with every major republic, the Chechens declared independence in 1991. Immediately, the Russians invaded. They couldn't just stand around, they said, while their country was eviscerated. Sending callow conscripts into battle with scarcely a strategy, the Red Army was savagely crushed by the dzhigits.

Interestingly, throughout this first war, the Chechens maintained their smuggling networks. The Russian soldiers were so badly off that they sold their fuel and weaponry and even each other to obtain food and security. Corruption ruled absolutely. For a price, anybody in the old USSR could be kidnapped or sold. Chechnya became a kidnapper's paradise, a hiding place for kidnappers and their victims.

The Chechens, a proud and manly people, have also been known for their black sarcastic humour. They told a joke about the Russians, who, troubled by all the kidnapping and violent crime going on in Moscow and St Petersburg, decided to send their best spy, Stirlitz, to find out who was responsible in Chechnya for it all.
Stirlitz ponders his move, lying in a ditch after having parachuted from an airplane. "Should I go to the government to find out if they are the villains?" he thinks. "Or should I go to their rivals first? Bah. I'll go to the government."

As he steps out of the ditch, a Chechen warrior appears and fires his machine gun into the air, shouting, "Where are you going?"

Stirlitz says, "To the government."

The dzhigit says, "Better not. You know what they do to people like you? They beat you, they strip you, they take everything you've got, and release you naked as a jaybird."

Stirlitz thinks, "Good to know", and heads off in the opposite direction. Again, the dzhigit fires into the air.

"Don't go that way either! Over there, they'll beat you, strip you, take everything you've got, and release you naked as a jaybird as well."

"So where am I supposed to go?" says Stirlitz, spreading his arms apart.

"You're not going anywhere," yells the dzhigit. "You'll strip right here!"
During the years of 'independence', the Chechens did little to organise their state. Clans fought each other and raised ruckus in neighbouring lands. Some of the Chechens had gotten religion, something that had been pretty much purged out of them during the long years of Communism. Newly returning mujahideen from the Afghan war, seething with nascent Wahhabism, began to exercise their muscle. They derided the old clan loyalties as spurious. Islam alone, they said, was the unifying force. They also revolted against the class system that had ensured the supremacy of the senior clans. People at the bottom of Chechen society found that this egalitarianism appealed to them. Finally, their voices could be heard.

For the old guard, whose faith was somewhat suspect (at the best of times, the Chechens had mixed Islam with old folk beliefs), this two-pronged attack against them came as a considerable surprise. To disdain the new-fangled faith would be suicidal. They began to tout their own religious credentials, hoping to co-opt the bearded men.
Dzhokhar Dudayev, the Chechen president, suddenly becomes pious.

"We are the most devout Muslims in the world," he declares to his people. "We are so pious that we pray thrice a day!"

His deputy, embarrassed by his clear lack of understanding of the tenets of Islam prompts him, "No, Dzhokhar. Not three times, but five."

Completely unabashed, Dzhokhar yells,"And if you like, you can even pray five times a day. That's the kind of freedom we have here."
Pleased by the new egalitarianism, all sorts of ruffians raised private armies. A mighty convict, Ruslan Labazanov, skilled in the martial arts and leader of a prison revolt, decided that he would serve the new Chechen state. For a time he even became Captain of the Presidential Guard. After some slight from Dudayev, Ruslan rushed off to form a party of his own, which he called Justice. He would rob the rich, he said, and pay the poor.

Among the Chechens, he was considered a dim-wit, a clown of majestic proportions. They told this anecdote to each other:
Ruslan raids a rich farmstead and lines up the owners to be shot. "Before I shoot you," he says, "Tell me your names so I know who it is I am killing." He points his gun at the woman.

"Maliha," says the woman, and Ruslan bursts into tears.

"That's my mother's name," he blubbers. "I can't kill someone with the same name as my mother. You may go."

He then points the gun at the husband. "What's your name?" he says.

"Well," says the man. "My passport says Suleyman, but everyone calls me Maliha."
References

1. Wojciech Jagielski, Towers of Stone: The Battle of Wills in Chechnya

Mar 10, 2010

Peccavi

What was founded by a chap called Chach, was once a distant vassal of the Sassanians, and promoted piracy in the Arabian Sea? And so incurred the wrath of the newly resurgent Arabs, and was invaded, and was the earliest part of the Indian subcontinent to be occupied by the Muslims?

In a word, Sindh.

King Chach, the progenitor of what was to be a rather short-lived dynasty, lived between AD 632-671, and wasof the Brahmin caste. He reigned in a city called Al-Rur by the Arabs, and the country’s principal port was Daybul, neither of which is readily identifiable today owing to the large shifts in the delta of the river Indus in the ensuing centuries. There had been proposals by the Arab garrisons of the farthest east to invade Sindh as early as 644, but it appears that the Caliphs of the time were not keen on the idea, mindful as they were of the rumours of a land of utter lawlessness. By 710, however, the Arabs were ready to extend their eastern frontier, and they concocted a neat economic and political ruse to do so.

It is said that the king of Ceylon sent some beautiful women to Hajjaj, the Muslim governor of Iraq, and en route, their ship was captured by pirates out of Daybul. One of the women, distressed, cried out to Hajjaj for help, and he decided to oblige. He ordered the Sindhi king, Chach’s son Dahir (c. 679-712), to free the prisoners. Dahir explained that he had no control over the pirates, and couldn’t oblige. Hajjaj then sent a couple of naval expeditions, both of which were destroyed by the pirates.

There was little else to do but launch a full-fledged invasion. For this, Hajjaj tasked a young cousin, Muhammad bin al-Qasim al-Thaqafi. al-Thaqafi arranged a force of 6000 Syrians, and they set out through southern Iran and Makran, investing the city of Fannazbur on the way.

The first engagement of the war was the siege of Daybul. al-Thaqafi set up a large catapult, a swing-beam hand-pulled weapon, to bombard the city. The artillerymen targeted a big Buddhist stupa atop which a red flag fluttered; when it was brought down, the spirit of the defenders wilted, and the Arabs penetrated the city and slaughtered the inhabitants for three days. Dahir’s governor fled ignominiously, but hundreds of priests were murdered, and their temples laid waste.

It must be pointed out that the Arabs always offered terms to their enemies before engaging them in war. Accept Islam, they would say, and be spared. Submit to our rule and pay tax, and be spared. Fight, and we will reduce you to rack and ruin. Many cities preferred to accept the suzerainty of the invaders rather than resist, especially those with little affection for their own rulers. Such cities faced little change in their fates other than a new master. Those that fought back were invariably shattered and suffered miserable consequences.

In keeping with the then custom, al-Thaqafi reorganised the civic planning of Daybul, and, having established the foundations for the central mosque, apportioned land for four thousand Muslim settlers.

Continuing his campaign, al-Thaqafi headed inland. He was accosted by two Buddhist monks who informed him that the towns on his route would be willing to submit to him. He spared such towns. Where he met with resistance, he saw that there were serious divisions between the ruling Hindu class and the commoners: the former were determined to outmatch him, whereas the latter, supported by the pacifist Buddhists, were keen to avoid bloodshed. Siwistan, for example, fell to him after such a political divide; he allowed his soldiers to loot the rulers but the Buddhists and the farmers and the artisans were spared.

Four thousand Zutt tribals then abandoned the Chachs, and entered into al-Thaqafi’s service. (Who were the Zutt? That was the Arabic name for the Jats, agriculturists of the Indus, and there are songs sung about them. But that’s another story.)

Dahir continued to oppose the Muslims, and met their main force across the banks of the Indus. It is said that he arrayed sixty elephants and twenty thousand infantry against the Arabs. al-Thaqafi ordered boats to be arranged on the western bank of the Indus in a row as wide as the river; soldiers clambered aboard the row and swung it across the river; this became a bridge over which the cavalry could cross, which they did and decimated Dahir’s defenders.

Dahir himself, atop a great war elephant, fought valiantly. He was accompanied by two slave girls in his howdah: one to pass him betel leaves to chew, and the other to pass him arrows. A furious fight ensued. The Arabs set fire to Dahir’s howdah and his elephant threw himself into the river. Dahir was seized and beheaded, his body later identified by his slave girls.

That was the end of the Hindus’ resistance. Many of Dahir’s women immolated themselves. Those that didn’t were enslaved and sent to Iraq as gifts to Hajjaj, who passed the choicest ones on to the Caliph. al-Thaqafi insisted on sparing all the artisans and workers and farmers. Then he realised that he needed skilled locals to administer his new dominions. He established a bureaucracy in charge of the collection of the poll tax (for those who refused to convert to Islam), and he noted that the best administrators were the Brahmins. It is apparent that the arriviste Muslims found it advantageous to ally themselves to the erstwhile ruling dynasties to give themselves some sort of legitimacy among the populace. The Brahmins negotiated freedom for Dahir’s wife (who, it is said, then became al-Thaqafi’s wife) and the surviving members of his family. Then they explained that they had been much honoured in the country, and would appreciate the opportunity to serve al-Thaqafi if they were once again restored to their privileges. He obliged them, and they became the tax collectors for the new state.

Much of the information of the fall of Hindu Sindh and the rise of Islam is in the Chachnamah, a book considerably influenced by Arabic literary tradition. This was written by Ali bin Hamid al-Kufi nearly five hundred years after the events it describes. While its historical authenticity has been questioned, there is literary evidence of some of its sections deriving from eighth century Arabic and Persian literature, and it serves to illuminate at least some of the aspects of the early Arab efforts at conquering Sindh.

There are excerpts of martial poetry extant from the time. The chronicler Mada’ini writes about the Arab who killed Dahir at the Indus, who is supposed to have announced:

The horses at the battle of Dahir and the spears
And Mohammed bin Qasim bin Muhammad
Bear witness that I fearlessly scattered the host of them
Until I came up on their chief with my sword,
And left him rolled in the dirt.
Dust on his unpillowed cheek.



[All details in this blog are from Hugh Kennedy’s The Great Arab Conquests: How The Spread Of Islam Changed The World We Live In, Orion Books, London, 2008.]

Feb 8, 2010

Soldiering On

I dreamed this thing
This thing of dreams
An army marching close
Each soldier cut off
At the knees
Which was strange and all
Since they were
Foot-soldiers.

From Steven Erikson's The Lees of Laughter's End.

Jan 26, 2010

Cigarette Break

The skirmish was suddenly over.
We stopped to roll a smoke
and the Germans did too and
so there we stood,
insane, across from each other -
barely on our feet still.
'Cigarette break,' someone said hoarsely.
The German nodden understandingly: '
Ja, Pause. Sofort!'
We sat down, them and us, in the grass
five paces away from each other;
we laid our rifles at our feet
and plucked
tobacco from our bags.
Yes, the things one sees in war!
Pass it along, not a soul in hell
will believe you. Then calmly, silently
- cautiously looking each other in the eye -
we ground out the final roll-ups, they their cigarettes,
and the same voice rasped, raw and bloodshot:
'End of cigarette break!'
Yuri Belash, veteran of WW II, Moscow.

(From Geert Mak, In Europe: Travels Through the Twentieth Century, Vintage Books, 2007)

Jan 4, 2010

Indian Military Art

The Anne S. K. Brown Military Collection at Brown University is a repository of much military art, from which (with the kind permission of the Curator) I reproduce the following.

Aurangzeb at the Siege of Golconda (©Anne S. K. Brown Military Collection, Brown University Library) The first is a gouache dating from between 1750-90 of the last Great Mughal, Aurangzeb, at the Siege of Golconda. The Qutb Shahi rulers of this kingdom in the Deccan had refused to bow to the Mughal imperium, and to punish them for their insolence, Aurangzeb himself led his forces against them in 1687. Under the redoubtable Tana Shah, the fortress at Golconda withstood the siege for eight months, ably supported by the Marathas who harried the Mughal army endlessly. Eventually, through bribery, the redoubt fell, and the Mughals marched in victoriously, extinguishing the Qutb Shahis.

Mughal Officer c. 1650 (©Anne S. K. Brown Military Collection, Brown University Library) So what did a Mughal military officer look like in the 17th century? Here is a watercolour that shows one such, circa 1650. Mughal military ranks, inspired by the Persians, were numerical, named mansab, that, beginning in 1573, denoted an officer’s salary, obligations, and position in the hierarchy. Mansabs were further divided by ethnic origin (in Mughal studies, at least) such as Iranis, Turanis, Afghans, Indian Muslims, Marathas, Rajputs, and other Hindus. Though they were usually of aristocratic origin, the mansabs were not hereditary ranks. There were 33 grades of mansabs, commanders of 10 through to commanders of 10,000, either of cavalry or infantry; their pay (jagir) was expected to support not only themselves but also supply and equip their troops. Finally, any mansab could be transferred from one part of the empire to another, although in practice, the senior-most very likely stayed in their own fiefs until called upon for service.

Travancore Nair Brigade (©Anne S. K. Brown Military Collection, Brown University Library) Two hundred years later, the East India Company controlled two-thirds of the subcontinent. Its armies comprised Indians from almost every part of the country. From Kerala came the martial clans known as Nairs. This picture shows some of its members part of a Nair brigade in the service of the British, as painted by the Swiss artist Paul Aimé Vallouy (1832-1899) and part of a series of three charcoal and watercolour drawings made in 1855.

Like their Indian counterparts, native soldiers from the Caribbean and the British African territories found themselves on the wrong side of the colour bar. Their experience, however, showed a less benevolent side to the Empire.

Marcus Garvey In 1914, black men from the British West Indies hoped to contribute to the war effort on an equal footing as fighting soldiers. Even Jamaica’s most celebrated black leader enthusiastically endorsed the Empire’s cause. Marcus Garvey wrote to the Governor of Jamaica in September 1914 on behalf of his newly formed Universal Negro Improvement and Conservation Association and African Communities League:

Being mindful of the great protecting and civilising influence of the English nation and people of whom we are subjects, and their justice to all men, and especially to their Negro subjects scattered all over the world, we hereby beg to express our loyalty and devotion to His Majesty the King and Empire… Thrice we hail ‘God Save the King!’ Long live the King and Empire.

By supporting the war, they were not expressing their undying devotion to the plantation owners or to the white people who were seen as exploiting them. They were displaying a genuine loyalty to the Crown and to the greater British values that they believed it embodied.

02 In fact, the British authorities did not entirely welcome these loyal sentiments. The War Office had conceded it needed the highly trained non-white Indian Army at the front. In the case of the eager, unproved black volunteers of the British West Indies, it arrived at a different decision. In May 1915, the War Office agreed that these troops could be sent to the Western Front. But they could serve only as labour corps.

Stanley Stair In Jamaica, the young Stanley Stair decided to volunteer. A poor plantation labourer of 15 years of age, he was eager for the pay, the adventure, and the opportunity to see the world. His grandchildren live in London, and they say that he died in 2008 at the age of 107. He was the last of the British West Indian Regiment soldiers. He told his granddaughter that he had gone to sign up, but was then sent back because he was too young. But there was another recruitment office in the same town, and he went there, and gave them the older age. He was a man who thought he had a duty to defend what was an attack on Britain; being only fifteen didn’t deter him at all.

West Indian Soldiers Stanley Stair mentioned in an interview on the occasion of his 100th birthday that he went on board a ship called the Verdala, which took several weeks to reach France, having stopped in Cuba in Halifax. He never elaborated further, but it so happened that to avoid a German gunboat, the Verdala’s course was diverted via Halifax, Nova Scotia. There, equipped only with warm-weather uniforms, the men endured a blizzard. 600 of them suffered exposure. Five died, and frostbite necessitated more than a 100 amputations. This raised quite a stink on the island. The newspaper, The Gleaner spoke of ‘the dead and the maimed.’ People were horrified… It went on to say, ‘We can’t guess who it was that sent a 1000 men from a hot tropical climate to a country of Arctic cold. Rest assured this country’s indignation has been fully conveyed by the Colonial Office.’

Caribbean Soldiers on the Western Front Stanley Stair survived the Verdala journey intact, and reached the Western Front in France in September 1916. There, the 3rd Battalion joined the support work for the fighting soldiers. The British West Indies’ regimental diary is different from that of regular combat troops. Here were men who had joined up thinking they were going to fight at the front for King and Empire, and this can’t have been what they were expecting. An entry from 9 September 1916 reads:

Ammunition dump road repaired. Loaded shells, about 6000 handled.

The next day:

Trenches for cables to heavy batteries dug out. Shelled.

Then:

Day and night working and unloading shells. 9000 shells handled. Usual work.

Usual work…

Usual work…

Sharp frost at night.

This became a theme.

300 men work all night in addition to day on clearing ammunition.

Three killed, three wounded, two missing, presumed dead.

Caribbean soldiers carrying shells On and on it goes like this. It was drudgery, but it was dangerous drudgery. The men were carrying artillery shells up to the field guns so they could be loaded and fired. They were supporting trenches for troops to sit in. The enemy obviously didn’t want them to continue, so they were fired on as they worked.

It might appear as menial, discriminatory work today, but it was absolutely essential to the war effort. Stanley Stair never showed any sign he was not OK with it. But it couldn’t have provided for those black soldiers what they hoped for, the chance to show themselves equal on the field of battle. After the war, Stanley Stair returned to Jamaica. He worked his way up to become overseer of a large plantation, and he raised fifteen children.

Stanley Stair on plantation in Jamaica In retrospect, it is difficult to understand why the men of the British West Indies would have wanted to join up. Stanley Stair emerged unscathed and remarkably positive, but there’s no doubt that his regiment was treated thoroughly shabbily from the beginning to the end of the war. They weren’t allowed to fight for Britain, but they were allowed to die for Britain.

[Text and images from Ian Hislop’s Not Forgotten, shown recently on Channel 4.]