JOST A MON

The idle ramblings of a Jack of some trades, Master of none

Wow, this is tiring work. I'm among the Ws and is there any end in sight? Yes, there is, but it appears as though the final push is beyond my puff. So it is with a glad cry that I pounce on two little books - non-fiction - on the London Underground. And another on black holes and the history of the Universe. Non-fiction after this serious overdose of fiction is so welcome.

*****

But I might as well do a brief round-up of some of the better books in this inside straight to the finish line. Véronique Tadjo, a writer from the Ivory Coast, has written As the Crow Flies, a series of impressionist passages. A woman has an affair with her friend's husband which is discovered only after she breaks it off with the man. A beggar attacks a child whom he suspects of malign influence in a fit far more violent than territoriality. An actress in a wandering troupe obsesses over the leader. The impressions are vivid and surreal as the narrative voice switches between persons. Tadjo said she could have written a story that had a beginning and an end, but life is filled with fleeting interactions.


*****

If you've ever wondered what your fate might have been like had you been talented and imaginative and filled with a yen to improve yourself but you had been saddled with alcoholic and semi-criminal families, you can learn all about it from two books, one superb and the other less so: Dmitri Verhulst's The Misfortunates and Justin Torres' We the Animals. In short, you end up alienated from your families no matter how much you love each other. But the paths to this alienation are many: education, sexuality, misunderstanding. In Verhulst's case, a savvy social worker cut through the obfuscation of his family to separate him from their criminality. In Torres' book, the incendiary writings in his diary discovered by his family propel him out of their orbit. In both cases, the gap between them and their loved ones is of heartbreaking proportions, and only gets wider as the years go by.


*****

Trust the nobility to come up with sexual deviance. de Sade gave his name to one kind, and Leopold Ritter von Sacher-Masoch to another. See if you can guess what the latter is. His Venus in Furs is supposedly the first in Western literature (to go by the blurb, the only literature - as though the Japanese, to take another culture, hadn't come up with similar ideas aeons earlier) to portray this proclivity. It's a somewhat tedious read, seriously dated (written in the 1870s as one in a series). But it hasn't lost its grip on popular culture: Wikipedia avers that in the last three years alone it has been staged several times, in New York and London, and Roman Polanski's had a go at it as well.


*****

It's a real pain that I couldn't find any authors with names starting with X or Y to add to my list. It's not that there aren't any, but they are verbose.


Feb 17, 2013

Under 200, Part 6

For some reason I cannot fathom, the local library has an occasional memoir among its fiction books.  Perhaps the librarians have a crafty cynicism? Some of these books are less than 200 pages long and I pick them up as part of my rampage through the shelves. To be honest, I pick one up - Rod Humphries' The Last Coal Trip to Tenby. I am not happy. It reads like a transcript of oral recollections. It is punctuated badly and the grammar is often awful. It is an interesting story of vanishing life in Wales just before the Second World War. It has rugby and eccentric characters. It has bibliophiles and religious nuts. It has avid drinkers and outdoors toilets. It has sporadic references to Welsh food. It would have done much better as a period comedy on TV.

In fact, my latest stash of borrowings have been singularly under par. Even vaunted writers such as Yasushi Inoue and Janet Frame and Shirley Hazzard have underwhelmed. The last of these wrote Cliffs of Fall, and Other Stories, which explores the emotional relationships between women and men in a series of short stories set in various parts of the world. Every one of her characters appears to have the same emotional maturity; they speak in similar voices; their introspection is identical irrespective of age. Every story deals with some sort of breakup, usually prompted by the (emotionally unavailable) men, sometimes by death. It's as though Hazzard feels that she can only extract nuances of human behaviour from unhappy people. Clearly she has taken Tolstoy to heart.

****

Yasushi Inoue's The Hunting Gun is one of the masterpieces of Japanese literature. I don't get it.

****

I exaggerate a tad. Pleasure was had from Zoë Heller's first novel Everything You Know, which has one of the most acerbic misanthropes I've encountered in the past year or so. His hatred of London and New York is so intense and so exquisitely described that any reader who hasn't been to these cities would probably never want to visit. He has a troubled relationship with his daughters (one of whom kills herself) and in his youth had served time for the murder of his wife (acquitted on appeal). Despite his dislike for people in general, and contempt for the women in his life, he occasionally does feel pangs of sympathy for them, and he tries to do the right thing. Of course, his good work is invariably thrown back in his face. No wonder he staggers through life despising everyone. Heller does like an optimistic ending, though. I'd have preferred the man to die filled with his bitterly dark humour.

****

Oh, and Günther Freitag's Brendel's Fantasy is another exploration of a man's mortality. Like Heller's protagonist, Freitag's - Höller - is dying as well, and he is determined to go with a bang. He feels that every musical masterpiece has an ideal location suited to it, where it must be played to extract every ounce of its beauty. He is convinced that the great pianist Alfred Brendel is the man to play Franz Schubert’s Wanderer Fantasy, his favourite piece. Retiring to a little town in Tuscany, he senses that here's where he'll stage Brendel's performance of the piece. The novel follows Höller's efforts to establish a venue deserving of the Fantasy. Naturally he faces incomprehension, dismay and unsavoury characters as he tries to bring his life's desire to fruit.

****

I'm past the letter 'I' and heading 'K'-wards... Katie Kitamura! Happy days.

Dec 4, 2012

Under 200

There are more than four hundred books on my To-Read list. It is a daunting number made especially so by attention deficit and a niggling feeling of restlessness. I have decided to put them aside for now. Maybe when I have that study I have been promised where I can reign like a potentate and reach out to grab a likely book from one of several floor-to-ceiling shelves - then, I'll get onto buying these books and reading them. Until then, to keep my mind ticking along its unexamined and un-introspected path, I have resolved to introduce an element of randomness to my reading.

Those four hundred books on my list range quite widely across genres of fiction and tropes of non-fiction. Most of them are on the list, however, because I read of them on some review or the other. As I do not browse bookstores anymore, there is no serendipity in my reading. So what better way to reintroduce an element of chance than by random grabs from the library's fiction shelves?

I don't want to spend hours on thick tomes that might prove enervatingly boring half-way through. I don't want to linger for hours on one paragraph and try to glean every manner of jewel from it. As I said - attention deficit. So here's what I am going to do: I'll go through the fiction shelves of my local library in alphabetical order and I'll pick up every book under 201 pages long. I will ignore the blurbs and I will get stuck into every book. I'll likely discover authors I had never heard of, never read, and - given any other trajectory in my life - would never attempt. 

The choice of 200 pages as the upper limit on size is quite arbitrary. After all, a book of 150 pages with small font is as chunky, word-wise, as another with 200 in big type. Still, it's an important psychological barrier. I can finish a two-hundred page book in a day (or at a sitting were it not for constant interruptions from sundry little imps and my own nervous energy). I needn't worry about wasting hours should the prose be impenetrable. And carrying the books from and to the library will not ruin my back. Good stuff.

So here I'll make (and keep updating) the list I'm ploughing over. I might blog about them. Or I might not.
  1. Wajdi Ahdal, A Land without Jasmine. [Yemen]
  2. Woody Allen (*), Mere Anarchy. [USA]
  3. Niccolò Ammaniti (*), Me And You. [Italy]
  4. Steven K. Amsterdam, Things We Didn't See Coming. [USA]
  5. Lin Anderson, Blood Red Roses. [Scotland]
  6. Margaret Atwood, The Tent. [Canada]
  7. Paul Auster, Timbuktu. [USA]
  8. Muriel Barbery, The Gourmet. [France]
  9. Lukas Bärfuss, One Hundred Days. [Switzerland]
  10. Djuna Barnes, Nightwood. [USA]
  11. Nicola Barker, Love Your Enemies. [England]
  12. H. E. Bates, The Darling Buds of May. [England]
  13. Georges Bataille, Story of the Eye. [France]
  14. M. C. Beaton, Deborah Goes to Dover. [Scotland]
  15. Alan Bennett (*), Smut: Two Unseemly Stories. [England]
  16. Louis de Bernières, Red Dog. [England]
  17. Alessandro Boffa, You're an Animal, Viskovitz. [Italy]
  18. Roberto Bolaño, Monsieur Pain. [Chile]
  19. Anne-Sophie Brasme, Breathe. [France]
  20. Theresa Breslin, Prisoner in Alcatraz. [Scotland]
  21. George Mackay Brown, Beside the Ocean of Time. [Scotland]
  22. Willa Cather, The Bohemian Girl. [USA]
  23. Truman Capote, Summer Crossing. [USA]
  24. Angela Carter, The Passion Of New Eve. [England]
  25. Robert Carter, The Gun-runners.
  26. Maxime Chattam (*), Carnage. [France]
  27. Janet Davey, First Aid. [England]
  28. Patricia Duncker, Hallucinating Foucault. [England]
  29. Marguerite Duras, Moderato Cantabile. [France]
  30. Ann Dee Ellis, This Is What I Did. [USA]
  31. Bret Easton Ellis, Less Than Zero. [USA]
  32. Jenny Erpenbeck, Visitation. [Germany]
  33. Janet Frame, The Lagoon: A Collection of Short Stories. [New Zealand]
  34. Alan Ford, Thin Ice. [England]
  35. Günther Freitag, Brendel's Fantasy: A Novel. [Austria]
  36. Jostein Gaardner, Through A Glass, Darkly [Norway]
  37. Damon Galgut, In a Strange Room. [South Africa]
  38. Jane Gardam, The Pangs Of Love. [England]
  39. Alan Garner, Thursbitch. [England]
  40. Pascal Garnier, The A26. [France]
  41. Hella Haasse, The Black Lake. [Netherlands]
  42. Hugo Hamilton, The Last Shot. [Ireland]
  43. Shirley Hazzard, Cliffs Of Fall. [Australia]
  44. Zoë Heller, Everything You Know, [England]
  45. Victoria Hislop, The Last Dance, and Other Stories. [England]
  46. Peter Hobbs, In the Orchard, the Swallows. [England]
  47. Alois Hotschnig, Maybe This Time. [Austria]
  48. Geoffrey Household, Face to the Sun. [England]
  49. Ted Hughes, Difficulties of a Bridegroom. [England]
  50. Helen Humphreys, The Lost Garden. [Canada]
  51. Rod Humphries, The Last Coal Trip to Tenby. [Wales]
  52. Samantha Hunt, The Seas. [USA]
  53. Jorge Ibargüengoitia, The Dead Girls. [Mexico]
  54. Yasushi Inoue, The Hunting Gun, [Japan]
  55. Robin Jenkins, A Very Scotch Affair. [Scotland]
  56. Ma Jian, Stick Out Your Tongue. [China]
  57. Andrew Kaufman, The Tiny Wife. [Canada]
  58. Michael Kimball, How Much of Us There Was. [USA]
  59. Katie Kitamura, The Longshot. [USA]
  60. Milan Kundera (*), Slowness. [France]
  61. Rodrigo de Souza Leão, All Dogs are Blue. [Brazil]
  62. J.M. Ledgard, Submergence. [Scotland]
  63. Stephen McGeagh, Habit. [England]
  64. Norman Maclean, Contracts. [Scotland]
  65. Tessa McWatt, Vital Signs. [Canada]
  66. Ernesto Mallo, Needle in a Haystack. [Argentina]
  67. Sándor Márai, Esther's Inheritance, [Hungary]
  68. Cornelius Medvei, Caroline: A Mystery. [England]
  69. David Miller, Today. [England]
  70. Alison Moore, The Lighthouse. [England]
  71. Alistair Morgan, Sleeper's Wake. [South Africa]
  72. Herta Müller, The Passport. [Romania/Germany]
  73. Irène Némirovsky, David Golder. [Russia/France]
  74. William Newton, The Two Pound Tram. [England]
  75. Raul Nuñez, The Lonely Hearts Club. [Argentina]
  76. Simon Okotie, Whatever Happened to Harold Absalon? [England]
  77. Anna Maria Ortese, The Iguana. [Italy]
  78. Julie Otsuka, The Buddha in the Attic. [USA]
  79. Chuck Palahniuk, Tell-All. [USA]
  80. Franck Pavloff, Brown. [France]
  81. Mervyn Peake, Letters from a Lost Uncle. [England]
  82. Per Petterson, It's Fine By Me. [Norway]
  83. Padgett Powell, Edisto. [USA]
  84. Annie Proulx, Brokeback Mountain. [USA]
  85. Atiq Rahimi, Earth and Ashes. [Afghanistan]
  86. Joan Riley, Waiting in the Twilight. [Jamaica/England]
  87. Mary Robison, Why Did I Ever. [USA]
  88. Knud Romer, Nothing But Fear. [Denmark]
  89. Meg Rosoff, How I Live Now. [USA]
  90. Leo Rosten (*), The Education of H*y*m*a*n K*a*p*l*a*n. [USA]
  91. Ambalavaner Sivanandan, Where the Dance is. [Sri Lanka/England]
  92. Elke Schmitter, Mrs Sartoris. [Germany]
  93. Alan Sillitoe, The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner. [England]
  94. Ali Smith, Girl Meets Boy. [Scotland]
  95. Alexander Solzhenitsyn, One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich. [Russia]
  96. Simona Sparaco, About Time. [Italy]
  97. Muriel Spark (*), The Finishing School. [Scotland]
  98. Graham Swift, Learning to Swim and Other Stories. [England]
  99. Véronique Tadjo, As the Crow Flies. [Côte d'Ivoire]
  100. Mary M. Talbot, Dotter of Her Father's Eyes. [England]
  101. Pier Vittorio Tondelli, Separate Rooms. [Italy]
  102. Jáchym Topol, The Devil's Workshop. [Czech]
  103. Justin Torres, We the Animals. [USA]
  104. Kurt Tucholsky, Castle Gripsholm. [Germany]
  105. Fred Uhlman, Reunion. [Germany/England]
  106. Dimitri Verhulst, The Misfortunates. [Belgium]
  107. Sarah Webb, Behind Closed Doors. [Ireland][
  108. Nathanael West, The Day of the Locust. [USA]
  109. Rebecca West, The Return of the Soldier. [England]
  110. Jeanette Winterson, Weight: The Myth of Atlas and Heracles. [England]
  111. Taichi Yamada, Strangers. [Japan]
Okay, I felt compelled to add some genre stuff too. It's a rare crime or sci-fi book that comes in at less than 300 pages, but if you look closely enough, there are some sub-200 ones. Rare, but they're there.
  1. Ted Allbeury, Dangerous Arrivals. [England]
  2. Benjamin Black, The Lemur. [Ireland]
  3. Lilian Jackson Braun, The Cat Who Went Bananas. [USA]
  4. Max Brooks, Closure, Limited and other Zombie Tales. [USA]
  5. Tori Carrington, Queens Ransom. [USA]
  6. Judith Cutler, Silver Guilt. [England]
  7. Philip Daniels, The Inconvenient Corpse. [England]
  8. Francis Durbridge, Curzon Case. [England]
  9. Wolf Haas, The Bone Man. [Austria]
  10. Gerald Hammond, With My Little Eye. [Scotland]
  11. Alanna Knight, Deadly Beloved. [Scotland]
  12. Bill Knox, To Kill a Witch. [Scotland]
  13. Fritz Leiber (*), Swords and Ice Magic. [USA]
  14. Elmore Leonard (*), The Switch. [USA]
  15. Roy Lewis, An Assumption of Death. [Wales]
  16. Roger Ormerod, More Dead Than Alive. [England]
  17. Anne Perry, A Christmas Visitor. [England]
  18. Alexei Sayle, Mister Roberts. [England]
  19. Leopold Ritter von Sacher-Masoch, Venus in Furs. [Austria]
  20. Georges Simenon (*), Maigret Sets a Trap. [Belgium]
  21. Peter Turnbull, False Knight. [Scotland]
  22. Barry Unsworth, Morality Play. [England]
  23. Minette Walters, The Tinder Box. [England]
  24. David Wilson, The King's Park Irregulars. [Scotland]

The authors with stars against them are those I've read before. Onward!

Update: December 10: I'm beginning to think that with twenty-five books into this quixotic randomness, I've still not passed the first three letters of the alphabet. Too slow a progress! So, from the letter D, I'll only pick up books by authors I haven't read before - unless I really want to read that book.

Update: January 21: Incredible. There are books in this list that I cannot bear to continue reading. Sub-200? Pshaw. The books that defeat me are crossed out in the list above.

Update: January 31: I figured I might as well add the country of origin of each writer, so that I can keep track of the translated works.

Update: February 10: Letter 'I' and Inoue's doing my head in.

Update: February 18: Up to the letter 'K' with a slight detour towards Verhulst.

Update: February 28: Now nipping my way to 'O'.

Update: March 12: Decided to scan the crime/sci-fi/fantasy/horror shelves alphabetically as well.

Update: April 6: In the 'R' lot, with a couple of 'S' lying around too.

Update: April 16: Added the first graphic novel/memoir into the mix (Talbot's 'Dotter of Her Father's Eyes').

Update: May 8: Man, I'm really suffering now. I'm at the W's and it's a real drag to continue with this. Second wind, second wind...

Update: June 4: Haven't really made much progress with the W's, but rather liked Taichi Yamada's Strangers...

May 26, 2009

Crime - Fourth Month

This month I'm a tad late with the round-up of non-English crime fiction consumed and I blame the weather for this. It's been remarkably good. But all good things must end, and today we have a tremendous downpour, I'm off to Luxembourg, and I'm shooting off this post.

So, where were we? Ah, yes. War crimes in Pavel Hak's Sniper was the last book in last month's survey, and we segue into governmental oppression with Imre Kertész's
Detective Story. Imre Kertész is, of course, a Nobelist. He is also an emigre Hungarian author (having been based in Berlin for decades), which is why this book strikes me as a bit of a cop-out. To explain: he sets the novel in an unnamed Latin American police state where the internal security apparatus wields its power of arrest and terror with impunity. To my mind, he is excoriating the arbitrariness of dictatorial power, and his book would make as much sense in Mexico as in Hungary - so why did he not just base it on his homeland? For some reason, he preferred to report on the action at a remove, through the confession of Martens, a man who was once an enforcer (and police spy) for the previous regime. Now that that regime has been overthrown, and its apparatchiks are in prison, Martens awaits the kind of tortured death that he indirectly laid upon innocents in his youth. In any country, especially in one that is as insecure as Martens, there will always be scapegoats for perceived or imagined political threats. Surveillance and arbitrary arrest and torture is a logical concomitant. The torture can be physical as well as psychological; Martens explains how his organisation systematically destroyed an innocent father and a son. After all, even the most innocuous cannot be ignored, for the slightest threat is a danger to an absolutist regime, and every operative can hide behind the excuse of merely following orders. Detective Story is spare prose at its best, a small book concentrated in its chilling horror.

Entirely accidentally, I also picked up another Nobel Prizewinner's book. An Austrian, Elfriede Jelinek's
Greed is supposedly her most accessible work. At least, it says on the blurb. If this is accessible, I don't know what her other novels are like. It completely defeated me. Jelinek's prose is dense, long (paragraphs extending for pages), frequently unpunctuated; it roars in places, quivers with ferocious disdain for its characters (many of whom are unnamed). Nominally, this is about a country policeman who wants to amass property and so seduces every middle-aged landowning woman in his village; there is much furious and seedy coupling and complete lack of understanding between men and women; there is a murdered girl and her mother who is often terrified by her absence and at other times relieved. I could make neither head nor tail of this novel. Perhaps it is one to be grappled with, treated as an adversary? A reviewer in the Guardian, who has no patience with people demanding easy reads, called it daredevil, risk-taking prose (What is killing the novel is people's growing dependence on feel-good fiction, fantasy and non-fiction. With this comes an inability or unwillingness to tolerate any irregularities of form, a prissy quibbling over capital letters, punctiliousness about punctuation. They act like we're still at school! Real writing is not about rules. It's about electrifying prose, it's about play.) But I made no headway. If any of you read it and understand it, please be sure to explain it all to me.

To lighten up (both emotionally and muscularly), I zipped through the very delightful
The Fairy Gunmother. Set in Belleville, a district of Paris where drug-runners and muggers and deliciously human characters all dwell, it is the second of a quartet of ironic and merry novels by Daniel Pennac. Ably translated by Ian Monk, this one deals with old women who go around murdering policemen and other old women, and has a voluptuous investigative journalist who is the beloved of a literary scapegoat (a chap who is hired to stand around looking depressed and thus deflect the fury of disgruntled authors who come to their publisher to vent and complain) with a fecund mother and many siblings, and a strangely empathetic policeman who manages to extract confessions from even the most hardened criminals, and a hearty Yugoslav who drives old ladies around historically important parts of the country, and drug-addled grandfathers who are taken in and cared for by the scapegoat's family. What a novel! It hums along at frantic pace, filled with lovely wordplay and clever mots and a joie-de-vivre. Several thumbs way, way up.

We continue to be light-hearted with Mehmet Murat Somer's tale of a transvestite detective in
The Prophet Murders. The idea of a murderer using some literary or religious concatenation to commit serial crimes is, of course, very old. It has been variously attempted in the 'Christian' world by the likes of Matthew Pearl (The Dante Club) and Arnaud Delalande (The Dante Trap), and in the 'Hindu' world by Ramesh Menon (The Hunt for K). It is now the turn of the Islamic world, and how unlikely a source for it? In any Muslim country other Turkey (or possibly Indonesia), Mehmet Murat Somer himself would not have survived long - a flamboyantly gay transvestite is not exactly the most welcome of people even in his native land. His detective appears to be very like him, a likeable no-nonsense martial-arts expert who runs a transvestite club and is a foodie and expert oenophile. The other 'girls' look up to him for support and protection, even as one by one they are killed off by some crazed maniac. The club owner, whose name escapes me now, decides to go on the hunt, and of course ends up - in true slasher stereotype - in the maws of the villain, but not before conducting a stellar tour of the gay underbelly of Istanbul and introducing us to its very witty and frothy and dark and troubled denizens.

Massimo Carlotto went on the run when falsely implicated in a crime in his native Italy, but he returned eventually to serve out his term. The miscarriage of justice that he faced colours his perception of the ruling classes in his country, and his
The Master of Knots is filled with revulsion for the entire legal and investigative establishment. Carlotto is a left-wing activist, which informs the novel considerably: the juxtaposition of a crime procedural with Communist politics might appear a bit contrived, but the main characters in this novel manage to straddle both worlds with equal facility. At any rate, this is an exploration of yet another underbelly: the extreme S&M scene, very disturbingly graphic at times. Women willing to be dominated are a rare and prized commmodity in those circles, so it is somewhat puzzling to find that one of them has been murdered; shortly thereafter, her husband and another woman he dominated also go missing. Carlotto describes the extreme precautions members of the S&M tribe take to avoid trouble with the law and suspicion with their 'normal' families; he goes into considerable detail about 'snuff' porn; he throws in an anti-globalisation demonstration in which the police viciously club protesters to pulp; amidst all this, the three protagonists stalk their prey in the shadowy underground. An uneven read, and often troubling.

Unwilling investigators are not very common in crime fiction, as far as I can tell, but Carlotto offers one example of the type. Another is Bernard Schlink, whose
Self's Deception is the story of one man's principled search for a missing girl, although he suspects (and is soon proven right) that his generous patron has reasons other than familial concerns to locate her. Gerhard Self is a one-time Nazi prosecutor; now he is a middle-aged man struggling to decide whether or not to marry his younger girlfriend. He is an introspective man of principle, very thoughtful, mordant in his analysis. Such a man spends much of his time examining his own motives (and piling on the calories with rich food wherever he goes), and when he acts, by his own estimation, irrationally, it only serves to add richness to his own complexity. Meanwhile, there's a convoluted plot involving eco-terrorists and an American military base and frequent appearances of extraneous characters that do nothing to aid the plot, but do add to an overall atmosphere. This is a slow-paced story underneath a frenetic superstructure - short chapters, lots of information - good stuff.

Mar 1, 2009

Crime First Month

Well, it's been a month since I came up with the plan to slash and burn through Eurocrime, and believe you me, it's been tough putting it into practice. Relentless blood, gore, bleakness does tend to get a bit monotonous after a while. You know, gory and tedious. I have half a mind to switch to Mills and Boon for the next month. But no, I'm made of stronger stuff. I shall go down fighting.

It should be admitted that I've had to change the conditions of my plan a tad. Not all authors listed at the Eurocrime site are available in my local library, and I'm hanged if I'm going to use up valuable shelf space on purchased paperbacks. So I've broadened the crime fiction spectrum to translated fiction from anywhere in the world. And so we have our first month's list here.

Surely Aris Fioretos should be onto a winner. Imagine: a Greek-Austrian author who writes fiction in Swedish about sexual high jinks and extravagance in Weimar Germany, and then translates it himself into English. The implied versatility is mind-boggling. His The Truth About Sascha Knisch defeated the best efforts of the Complete Review, so I'm rather smug about having blundered my way through it. It is a strange admixture of wry humour and somewhat overblown prose. Sascha Knisch is a projectionist at a theatre in Berlin in 1928, freshly arrived from Vienna. His childhood buddy is now in the Berlin underworld. He has a peculiar fetish for dressing up in elegant women's outfits, and develops a relationship with a Dora Wilms. She dominates him but they also develop an affectionate understanding, which prompts him to begin investigating her murder (it doesn't help that he was in a closet in her room changing into a fancy dress when she is killed). Several pseudo-scientific societies promoting eugenics enter the story; their clashes and struggles for political domination, and competition between homicide and vice squads in the Berlin police all blend together into a strangely atmospheric novel. It feels almost like alternative history, is overly convoluted, baroque even, and none of the characters is particularly sympathetic, and it stretches on and on, but I must say I finished it with a feeling of achievement, if not satisfaction.

Michele Giuttari used to be a cop in Florence and he puts his experience of solving gritty crime to use in the rather formulaic police procedural A Florentine Death. Michele Ferrara is his chief detective, head of a group of investigative specialists based out of Florence, but whose remit extends across Tuscany. I'm not entirely sure if this book is based on a real-life case that Giuttari was involved in. He makes references to a well-known Tuscan serial killer whose murderous spree remains unsolved to this day, and who is being followed (fictionally) by Ferrara. But the main plot of this book is that of a person sending literary clues to Ferrara ostensibly describing the homosexual victims that pile up as the book progresses. Then there are subplots involving stolen Velazquez paintings, gratuitous inclusions of a lesbian who wants to get it on with a troubled man, and descriptions of a rather comfortable family life (all too rare for detectives, eh?) for Ferrara himself. Add political interference, bureaucratic clashes, a rather plodding and impulsive investigation, and you have it. Not the best example of Italian crime fiction that I've seen.

Juan Gómez-Jurado has written the religio-political thriller God's Spy, set in the Vatican at the time of Pope John Paul II's death and the conclave that elected Ratzinger. In true thriller style, there are italicised passages that provide the back story for the killer and various characters. (I kept recalling Robert Ludlum's constant use of "Madness!" in the Bourne novels whenever he referred to uncovered plans for world domination.) Of course, no detective can be truly sympatico unless she has severe character flaws, and Paola Dicanti is no different. One of a few highly trained profilers in the world, but one whose knowledge is entirely theoretical, she is called in to investigate the brutal murder of a cardinal in the build-up to the conclave. Then another cardinal is butchered, and others barely escape with their lives. It's all very hush-hush, and she has to collaborate with the Vatican's secret police, unedifying characters every one of them, sexist even, and struggle with her own fatal fascination for older unsuitable men (e.g. priests and married heads of department). About the only thing that stuck in my mind after reading the book was that petrol prices in the Vatican are way lower than in Rome, so every one of the handful of fuel stations in the Papal State is crawling with cars from over the border trying to fill up - although only cars with appropriate permits (people of influence, naturally) are allowed to buy petrol in the Vatican... Clearly, Gómez-Jurado aims to write a topical novel - he manages to include both the child abuse scandals that rocked the Catholic church a few years ago, and the pious skullduggery and politicking that occurs during the election of a Pope. Not sure if the effort is worth it, though. Just like Ludlum's pulp, this can be read on a long flight and consigned quickly to the dustbin and out of one's mind upon arrival at one's destination.

There's only so much serial killing a man can take before he wants to switch to something less grim, and he falls smack into politics. Paco Ignacio Taibo is one of Mexico's most famous writers, and in The Uncomfortable Dead, he collaborates with another famous Mexican, Insurgent Subcomandante Marcos, to produce one of the most satisfying books I've read in a while. The two authors write alternate chapters, and who would have thought that the Zapatista leader had such a deft touch, such a feeling for language? The Investigative Commission, as the Zapatistas call their main detective, Elias Contreras, is an Indio plodder, a man who worries and worries at problems until their solutions are harassed into revelation. He is uneducated and unliterary, but he has a simple intuition and a mind that can cut through obfuscation essentially because it is so simple. He spends his chapters dealing with petty crime, missing persons, and a murder in Chiapas. Meanwhile, Taibo's detective, Hector Belascoaran Shayne, is a man in Mexico City investigating one Morales, who was said to have involved himself in sundry political murders, enriched himself, and then vanished without a trace. As the book progresses, Contreras' and Shayne's investigations converge, but not before major diversions into Mexican political history, and trenchant critiques of the Americans and the Mexican conservatives. Good stuff, especially if you avoid all the political diatribes.

Readers of Jasper Fforde's Nursery Crime series will find much that is familiar in Rafael Reig's Blood on the Saddle. Based in a Spain where petroleum has run out and the Americans invaded, there are broken families and escaped literary characters from books. There's a company that appears to dominate the economic skyline by owning the patent on virtually every genetic modification around. There is some sad, sad, shagging. There's alcoholism, and there's some sparkling humour. This is a rather peculiar novel, not entirely crime fiction, and not quite social criticism, and not quite science fiction. The detective is a man named Clot (why Clot? I didn't quite figure that out.) is the usual laconic PI, a loner. He appears to solve crimes entirely by accident, but hey, however you do it, it's good, right? There's a novel (also called Blood on the Saddle) which cannot be finished until Clot recovers a character who has leapt right out of the pages of the book and escaped: the author is collapsing with alcohol poisoning. It's all heady and surreal and ironic, and doesn't lose much in translation. Neat stuff.

There ought to be a law against over-dramatised blurbs on books. In Kjell Eriksson's The Princess of Burundi (for some reason, several of this man's crime novels have an African reference in their titles), the blurb talks about a silent killer who holds an entire city in the grip of his terror. Bollocks. Other than the relatives of the man who is killed, nobody in Uppsala really gives a damn. His brother is out for revenge, his lovely wife is ravaged by grief, his son is falling apart as a result of it all. It is sombre and dark as almost all of Scandinavian crime fiction, and is rather good as a study of the effects of violent crime on a family. Why was the man killed? There are rumours of a large winnings at poker; although he has been on the straight-and-narrow for years, his brother (to whom he was very close) has continued a life of crime; was it revenge? The book is rather slow to take off, and the solution when it finally arrives is not very satisfying, but the book adds yet another dimension to one's understanding of Swedish life, which is all to the good, what?

Boris Akunin's last of his Pelagia trilogy - Pelagia and the Red Rooster - is out. As I have mentioned earlier, I haven't taken to this intrepid nun as much as to Erast Fandorin, Akunin's other great hero. But Akunin's declared that he is done with this series, and its ending is more bitter than sweet, for Pelagia, with her red hair and freckled face, her keen mind and impetuous enthusiasm, is a sympathetic character, and perhaps I have developed an affection for her. This book is more serious and polemic than Akunin's others, darker, and he paints a broad sweep of politics, religion, xenophobia, and the beginnings of the long war between Jews and Arabs in the Holy Land. It is written from the point of view of several characters: Pelagia, an assassin, the chief Prosecutor of Zavolsk (where Pelagia is from), and sundry other minor people who add considerable colour to the tale. Although Pelagia has been accused of betraying her spiritual vows with her constant seeking out of detective thrills, and despite her promise to desist, she is unable to give up the investigation of a series of murders that seem to be associated with a self-proclaimed messiah. An assassin, meanwhile, has been dispatched to kill both her and the messiah. True to the genre, the rot obviously starts at the top, but here it's not really corruption that's spreading across the Russian establishment but conservatism and religious fervour. Several myths combine in this tale. Pelagia makes a grand tour down the Volga and into Palestine where she finds the messiah, as one would expect of a heroine.

Where historical crime fiction is concerned, clearly Akunin is in the stratosphere with a large tail of wannabes struggling man(or woman)fully behind him. The effort by Jean-François Parot, The Phantom of Rue Royale, is at the bottom of this long tale. I'm not sure if this is a particularly French trait, but there's so much didacticism and exposition that it appears the writer is more keen to show off his knowledge of the period than actually provide meat to the plot. The plot? Ha. It is the marriage of the Dauphin of France to Marie Antoinette in celebration of which a large fireworks is organised for the edification of the populace. It is grossly mismanaged and, tragically, many people are killed in the crush. Some unsavoury characters decide to use the general mayhem to commit a few crimes of their own, and it is the noble-bastard-who-renounced-his-title detective Nicolas Le Floch who has to sort out the mess. For all his renunciation, this man has the ear of the King and is thrilled by it; when he is not detecting, he is telling stories to the King, or eating in various taverns (obligatory description of meals padding up the already thick book). An entirely unnecessary demonic possession and exorcism is tacked on. The plot reels like a drunk. Dear God, why did such execrable stuff win positive reviews? The Independent - quite laughably, I think - said: "A little pruning might have been applied to that besetting sin of historical fiction, characters telling each other things they already know, and a supernatural element may be a genre-shift too far for some. But such is the momentum of the storytelling, few will worry." Unbelievable.

altun I have ranted elsewhere about Selçuk Altun's anti-moustache tirade, but his book Songs My Mother Never Taught Me is interesting in many ways. It's not much of a crime novel, although there are several murders. The scion of a wealthy family who has been dominated by his mother all his life rejoices at her death and slowly falls into passivity and ennui. A poor man becomes a hired killer and realises by and by that the assassinations he performs, ostensibly in the service of a higher morality and in the name of the Qur'an, are nothing more than in the cause of selfish vendettas of his masters. Naturally, the paths of both protagonists converge (entirely by means of a deus ex machina, a character in the book who is often called odious and is also named Selçuk Altun). What remains at the end? A rather delicious tour around the wonderful city of Istanbul, many references to mother-hating poetry by various authors, and a state of befuddlement in yours truly's mind.

I had been worried at the outset of this grand tour through crime fiction that I would end up suffused with paedophiles, serial killers, killers of paedophiles, and other low-life, complete with graphic descriptions of the torture and bloodshed that ensues. Well, Xavier Marie Bonnot's The First Fingerprint certainly takes the cake. More than a novel with a linear plot, it is a bit of an episodic police procedural, drawing on multiple crimes (including those of children, beautiful (but cold) women, crooks and reformed criminals). Ever since the success of the Da Vinci Code, people have tried to write books that combine some age-old mystery with modern sickness, and Bonnot (a qualified anthropologist) goes farther back than most - all the way to the early Cro-Magnon man. Amidst academic politics (a small anthropological school in Aix gains prominence to the envy of the more established schools in Paris when Lascaux-like fine art is discovered underwater near Marseille), and police politics (murder squad has been sidelined by the gendarmerie), thuggish drug-smugglers and retired mafiosi, a killer is stalking is victims, killing them and ritually disembowelling them with stone-age weaponry. But there are some other murders as well, so are they all connected? The chief detective growls his way through the story assuring everyone that he is the best and that he always gets his man. Of course he does.

If bleak Scandinavian crime gets to you, switch to the Icelandic Yrsa Sigurdardottir for some black humour. At least, she tries to inject some jocose banter among her characters in the otherwise tiresomely detailed Last Rituals. The connection with Dan Brown is not rejected at all here - again, we have medieval manuscripts and witch-hunts that somehow have a bearing on the ghoulishly mutilated death of a student at a college in Reykjavik. The author wastes no opportunity to fill us in on the history of Icelandic witch-hunts (unlike Europe where most witches burnt were women, mainly men were persecuted in Iceland for the black arts) and the conflict with the Danish imperium. Academic politics in that country seems to be no less bitchy than political politics anywhere else. Supplementing all this mayhem is an impoverished divorced lawyer Thóra Gudmundsdôttir who is recruited by the dead student's family to poke holes in the police case and possibly find the real killer. A German ex-policeman (who, the blurb - rather misleadingly - blames for putting obstacles in her way) assists in her investigation. Their relationship is the source of most of the wit. And, of course, Thora has family troubles of her own, which are 'resolved' in a wryly funny part of the book. Everything else is dark, dank, bloody. If all the medieval guff was elided, this book would have been shorter and much the better for it.

Right. Andrea Maria Schenkel's debut novel The Murder Farm is an attempt at multiple perspective again, and it succeeds in most part. A one-time resident of a little village in Germany returns home to investigate the gruesome murder of a family. It is scarcely a decade since the end of the second world war, and the village is riven by old rivalries and hatreds. Erstwhile Nazis are still in positions of authority and brook no investigation into the past. Meanwhile, the murdered family is loathed by almost everybody in the village, and various grim rumours circulate around village of their sordid predilections. The narrative is split into straightforward narrative, offering perspectives not available to the cast of characters, and interviews of various villagers who offer their own opinions, hesitant or antagonistic, puerile or appropriate. The story unfolds spine-chillingly and the reader soon discovers the grisly truth that has eluded both the police and the neighbours. And it's a pip.

And we have one more Swede this month. Karin Alvtegen's Shame is an excellent character study marred by a loose denouement. As long as the character development proceeds, it is engrossing enough, although I found it rather difficult to empathise with the motivations of the deeply flawed doctor, who is one of the two women whose lives eventually intersect in tragedy. Monika has lived under the suppurating, slowly strangling shadow of her dead brother and her mother's hatred; to compensate for the inadequacy and incompleteness she has felt, she has overachieved professionally, and run away from every relationship that could have salved her. Meanwhile, Maj-Britt, morbidly obese and curdling with poison, has been ruined by her upbringing by fundamentalist Christian parents, and sees people as nothing better than targets of her venom. Very like the guilt and grief felt by Ben Affleck's character in the film Bounce, Monika tries to make amends to the family of an acquaintance who had taken her place in a car journey and died in an accident on the way. She is unable to distinguish selfless help and interference, and gets more and more deeply involved in the victim's family. When Maj-Britt figures out Monika's motivations, she likes nothing better than to blackmail Monika, and from that point, the book begins to lose its power. Still, it was good going until that point.

Finally, another Karin, a Norwegian - Karin Fossum - provides yet another family tragedy. In Black Seconds, a little girl loved by everybody vanishes and the family collapses in anguish and bitterness. Her cousins are marked by the sorrow and can barely cope with their own lives; the mother, whose entire life revolved completely around the girl, can scarcely breathe. The police is puzzled - why hasn't the body reappeared? Very like Jill Dawson's Watch Me Disappear, there's mentally deficient man whom people suspect, and very like in that atmospheric book, here too the eventual discovery of the criminal is heart-rending. An excellent book, very empathetic and richly nuanced.